Watch movie The Revenant full length Stream onlinePosted by softboy58 on September 8th, 2012 "The Revenant" is new comedy and horror movie 2012. It is directed by Kerry Prior. It is produced by Kerry Prior, Jacques Thelemaque and Liam Finn. It written by Kerry Prior. Watch online The Revenant movie in Full HD/DVD/ipod/divX All Qualities are Here Movie is editing by Walter Murch. studio for movie is Putrefactory Limited. Movie Review (Synopsis): The Revenant is hitting limited theatres and VOD this August 24th, two brand new clips have made their way online and as always, we have both of them for you to view below. In the movie from director Kerry Prior, an Iraqi soldier (David Anders) comes back to life but needs to drink human blood to keep his soul from hurting all the time. He entrusts his best pal (Chris Wylde) with helping him get the red stuff, but soon his buddy wants to be a vampire too. Why? Because when you’re a vampire, you can also be a vigilante with little to no danger to your physical formA horror movie/buddy comedy about Joey and his undead friend Bart who comes back from the dead as a revenant: an articulate zombie thatneeds to drink blood to arrest the decomposition of his body.The night after his funeral, Bart, a soldier killed in Iraq gets up out of his grave and seeks out his best friend Joey. At dawn Bart's body falls to the floor, only to reawaken the following dusk. He and his buddy decide that he is a revenant: an articulate zombie that needs to drink blood to arrest the decomposition of his body. Well, after a three-year wait I was finally given a chance to see what all the hoopla was about, and boy can I say the wait was worth it. Horror fans everywhere, heed my recommendation and add Prior’s film to your must see list immediately, you’ll thank yourself afterward.
Poor Bart (David Anders) gets killed during an ambush in Afghanistan, but is granted a second life as a reanimated corpse. Now unlike a regular zombie, Bart can still talk and function within the boundaries of his decaying corpse. Also missing is his lust for human flesh, instead only feeding on the blood of his victims to prevent further physical deterioration. Third and foremost, Bart is only animated during the day, using the night to satiate his thirst for our sweet nectar. In layman’s terms, Bart is a zombie/vampire mixture capable of mass destruction while stuck in a humanistic lifestyle. Numerous films like Fido have already attempted to pair up unturned humans with the brain-dead version of walkers we’re so accustomed to, but Prior’s spin offers a character with relatable traits instead of a hunkering lug with no connectable characteristics. Prior then enters dangerous territory, setting up a best friend comedy dynamic between the slacker human Joey (Wylde) and his undead best friend Bart. Again, we’ve seen this kind of set up before: kooky shenanigans begin, the human has to cover up for his dead friend, people find out – all old news. Instead, Prior’s story turns Bart and Joey into comic superheroes of sorts, balancing gritty crime fighting action with foolish buddy cop antics. The Revenant blended horror and comedy in a style reminiscent to how The Boondock Saints blended action and comedy in the same story of vigilantism, which in my book is a tremendous compliment. All would have been lost without two killer performances by the unlikely duo of Chris Wylde and David Anders, who were a match made in heaven – err I mean hell. Lets start with Anders though, selected to play a half dead vigilante dealing with bodily decomposition. If ever one of my friends tried to deal with becoming a Revenant, I believe they would act exactly how Bart did. Now, of course there’s no way to actually know considering I’ve never met a Revenant, but that’s just how convincing and into character David Anders submerged himself. Chris Wylde also finds his niche in the horror comedy genre, playing off Anders’ undead antics as a true friend would. Wylde’s stoner sensibilities are a perfect fit for the character of Joey and the perfect counter personality for Bart, bringing goofball comedy into the mix in the most opportune moments. Again, for any Boondock Saints fans out there, Joey is your Rocco. Lovable, wacky, and full of the great ideas which perpetuate Bart’s circumstances. The one stuttering point which didn’t stick fully pertains to Bart’s relationship with girlfriend Janet (Louise Griffiths). I’m not one to write off romantic inclusions based on some biased hatred against the genre, but her undying love for Bart – albeit sweet – felt like a protrusion in the overall story. The Revenant gets a little sappy in this sense, but Janet also opens the door for some pretty funny exchanges later in the film, so all is forgiven. But wait, zombies and vampires, you say? Well, not really. You see, the unfortunate and singular title character used to be Bart (David Anders), a U.S. soldier fighting in Iraq. When he is shot dead and his body is brought back to the states, he rises from the grave a sentient, articulate creature who doesn’t have fangs, but still is in a constant state of decomposition and requires human blood to sustain himself. There is no reason given for his transformation, although it’s implied that it’s because he never became born again, a fact mentioned by the priest who performs his funeral. So all you non-Christians out there might want to plan on open caskets when the time comes, just in case. Anyway, this turn of events understandably freaks out his stoner best friend, Joey (Chris Wylde), to whom Bart first reveals himself. But they soon begin to see the advantages of Bart’s new immortal state when they successfully foil both a mugging and an attempted robbery. Since Bart needs blood to “survive,” they decide to become crime-fighting vigilantes, with Bart taking the blood of the beaten criminals, and the two of them disposing of the bodies. Prior was also the editor in addition to writing and directing, and at almost two hours long, it shows. Why should he ever say no to himself? Who else was there in the production to tell him that an entire third of the film could have been left on the floor? There are several instances of multiple scenes that could have been streamlined into one. While Anders and Wylde do commit nicely to their parts, the script lacks the wit to justify the zombie pacing. Mostly it’s a lot of people standing around yelling “f—-” at each other. While that may truthfully reflect the level of discourse one would encounter should this happen in real life, it makes for some pretty sluggish screen time. 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Bart Gregory has just recently been laid to rest, so why is he still up and walking around? The only person Bart can turn to for answers is his best friend Joey, and before long the two pals have surmised that the blood is the life. In order to survive, Bart requires a steady supply of it. Convinced that no one will miss the drug dealers and killers who have transformed LA into a swirling cesspool of crime and vice, the two friends decide to do law enforcement a favor by cleaning up the streets while collecting the precious blood needed to keep poor Bart from withering away into dust.
